Sunday, December 27, 2020

PYB NEWS Past Your Bedtime News Kids Can Trust


4pm today

Join us to watch LIVE premiere of this amazing new sketch from one of our students.


Teen #SketchComedy Class sold out through Feb 1

Join #Improvcomedy and #standupcomedy for kids & teens ANYTIME.


#kids #teens #onlineclasses

Thursday, December 24, 2020

Christmas Family Gift Buying Anxiety


Special Hilarious Christmas Sketch Premieres at 4pm


#christmas2020 #quarantinelife #sketchcomedy #teen

Friday, December 11, 2020

BANANA GLOVE Commercial Infomercial Parody Sketch


9pm TONIGHT is OFFICIALLY
BANANA TIME
Let's watch together.
Click this link. Everyone leave a comment!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMQm5h2AFQk

#sketch #comedy #nyc #premiere #youtube #video
#nyc #teens #onlineclasses #improvcomedy #sketchcomedy #creativewriting

Thursday, December 10, 2020

Writer's Block Sketch Comedy Teens


#sketchcomedy #nyc #onlineclasses #creativewriting What happens to you when you get writer's block? November 2020 Online Sketch Comedy Class 4 Teens Final Project Written & Directed by Ami Gillon Performed by Ami Gillon, Carolyn White, Sam Wasserman Live from TIMES SQUARE since 2002 Now online show, classes and private events http://www.eightimprov.biz

Wednesday, December 9, 2020

Comedy 4 Kids Classes 4-6yos ONLINE Wednesdays 12pm EST


#comedy #theater #kids #storytelling #onlineclasses

Wednesdays 12pm-12:35pm

Starting 12/23

Play games while learning self confidence, creativity and communication skills

Register at

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-4-kids-4-7-online-classes-tickets-132288495451

This class has been offer via various platforms and at k5 schools but never yet to the public directly.

Just $12.50/session

just $40/four sessions

Sunday, December 6, 2020

Tone Deaf Preacher NYC Sketch Comedy


#sketchcomedy #NYC #online http://www.eightimprov.biz Currently online with Live Shows, Classes and Private Events LIVE from Times Square since 2002 NOW A new sketch every Sunday! Written and Directed by Samuel Van Wyk Robin Murray sings her heart out with Samuel Van Wyk, Walt Frasier, Laurice Fattal and Tyler J Oakley.

Emotional Zoom North Pole Improv Comedy

The Christmas Song - Santa Sing Along


#santa #christmas #virtualevent #NYC #cabaret From December 5th Santa Sing Along LIVE on Zoom. Join Santa Saturdays at 3pm all month long. ALSO Sundays 3pm Check out http://www.santanyc.com

Wednesday, November 18, 2020

Olympus Rising ZOOM Improv Comedy Interactive


VULGAR TALKING YAM


#improvcomedy #nyc #virtualevent

http://www.eightimprov.biz

LUVE online every Thursday!!!

NOW ONLINE with weekly shows, #onlineclasses and private events!

We'll see you back in Times Square ASAP

Join us for much needed laughs or bring us to your #corporate team, school or family/community event.

Santa Sing Along LIVE Online Christmas 2020

Monday, November 9, 2020

GREEN SCREEN CHEAP EFFECTS OPTIONS 4 Sketch Comedy Tiktok Zoom


#video #production #greenscreen Want to make cool videos? Stuck with COVID and unable to do location shoots? Want a cheap Green screen option? WATCH THIS VIDEO (It's only just over 1 minute long) Check out the sketch comedy videos we are kicking out, as well as out students. You can get software that is pretty inexpensive to use green screen technology to create #sketchcomedy / #tiktok videos, short films, #ZOOM etc. Put yourself ANYWHERE in the world, or out of this world, while sitting at your desk. ONE secret not in this video, #LIGHTING. The best green screen vids have limited shadows. A single light source, from slightly above, on your face should put most shadows hidden behind you. The more even the GREEN tones, the better you will be able to remove it without removing you. Of course where clothes that do not have ANY tone of green. Grey often disappears in green screen effects. You will see holes in your body, or you will seem transparent, with the background bleeding through. MOST IMPORTANTLY - HAVE FUN ALWSY BE CREATING!!!! ALSO don't spend what you can't afford to lose. ROI - if you are not making money doing your videos, minimize the cost to make them.

Wednesday, November 4, 2020

Comedy 4 Teens Online Classes NYC


#improvcomedy #sketchcomedy #standupcomedy #teens #onlineclasses TEEN COMEDY CLASSES Online Afterschool 5pm EST Tuesdays/Thursdays All Levels (We have advanced classes for teens & adults as well) https://www.eventbrite.com/e/virtual-classes-4-teens-13-17-improv-stand-up-comedy-musical-theater-tickets-100204967756 Sign up now and pay just $75 for unlimited access for the rest of November. Register for FOUR CLASSES at $75 and I will open up the full calendar to you, which includes access to professional interactive shows. COMEDY 4 KIDS CLASSES 8-12yos Sunday, Monday, Wednesday at 5pm. https://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-4-kids-8-12-online-classes-tickets-100206867438

Thursday, October 29, 2020

UFO Landing Aliens Encounter Fourth Kind Video Evidence


I am beyond proud of this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PrfHB0Yzf8


Original sketch by my students

My editing combines #thexfiles #twilightzone and #grammarpolice for this #sketchcomedy

Original music (inspired by @thexfiles


Let me know what you think

#onlineclasses #comedy #teens #NYC

Tuesday, October 27, 2020

YOU GOT THE JOB (Comedy 4 Teens October Sketch Class Project)


#sketchcomedy #improvcomedy #onlineclassesforkids


New classes for kids & teens forming every month.

Comedy 4 Teens

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/virtual-classes-4-teens-13-17-improv-stand-up-comedy-musical-theater-tickets-100204967756

Comedy 4 Kids

https://www.eventbrite.com/e/online-class-comedy-4-kids-8-12-tickets-100206867438

Advanced comedy classes for kids by invitation only.

Improv, Stand-Up and Sketch Comedy

Weekly online classes available now. See you back in TIMES SQUARE soon!!!

http://www.eightimprov.biz

http://www.improv4kids.com

Quirky Girl Ascension (Comedy 4 Teens October Sketch Class Project)



#sketchcomedy #improvcomedy #onlineclassesforkids Written & Directed & Choreographed by Carolyn White Starring Carolyn White, Emmett Rosenbaum, Justin Sasserath, Ami Gillon Edited by Walt Frasier We do not own ANY of the following CGI Animation of Space provided by Pixels https://www.pexels.com/video/cgi-animation-of-space-854228/ Billie Karaoke track purchased via https://www.karaoke-version.com/mp3-backingtrack/billie-eilish/bad-guy.html Additional Music provided by Walt Frasier on Piano Blues based on "You deserve a break today" McDonald's Jingle Hallelujah Chorus, Messiah by George Frederic Handel Imperial March from Star Wars by John Williams New classes for kids & teens forming every month. Comedy 4 Teens https://www.eventbrite.com/e/virtual-classes-4-teens-13-17-improv-stand-up-comedy-musical-theater-tickets-100204967756 Comedy 4 Kids https://www.eventbrite.com/e/online-class-comedy-4-kids-8-12-tickets-100206867438 Advanced comedy classes for kids by invitation only. Improv, Stand-Up and Sketch Comedy Weekly online classes available now. See you back in TIMES SQUARE soon!!! http://www.eightimprov.biz http://www.improv4kids.com



SCRIPT

Starts with black screen, and cuts to girl being thrown into ball pit--McDonald's ball pit


Girl: 

Oh my gawsh! Is this...McDonalds? I LOVE fast food...but, why am I here?


Waiting Room Person:

Oh you’re here, a little late though...must be a glitch in the system


Girl:

What, no! I’m always fashionably late for things.


Waiting Room Person:

I see...well, we’ll have you out of here in just a second. Oh, by the way, you’re dead. Sorry about that, but welcome to burgertory.


Girl: 

Are you kidding me?! I can’t be dead, I still have things to do! Like...post about how I don’t get fake tans or wear makeup on Instagram! I thought purgatory meant I was a ghost.


Waiting Room Person:

Ma’m, I apologize, but it’s not my job to console the deceased. The best I can do is offer you is a lukewarm McFlurry. And it's BURGERtory. Some guy misspelled purgatory, so a McDonald’s was built.


Girl:

Wow, some people just don't have common sense. #can’t relate. (Gets handed drink) Oooh yasss, that looks so delish. I bet you’ve met tons of other girls who wouldn’t dare to even look at one of these, but I’m nothing like them! I bet they only like salads, so shallow am I right?


Waiting Room Person:

Okay...I’m just about to send you up to heaven, but don’t get too excited, this is just a formality. We have to see what God thinks of you.


Girl:

Wdym? I’m totally heaven material. I’m not fake, I love video games, and I love rock music! I bet you don’t have anyone like that up there!


Waiting Room Person:

Note to God...girl talks in abbreviations...alright. I think we’re all set to go. (Pushes button)


Girl: 

I must tell you, unlike some people, (Trailing off) I’m super anxious and loyal to my boyfriend--


Waiting Room Person: 

Oof. Good luck God.


Girl:

I’m so glad I didn’t fix my hair today. I know some people would, but I like it messy.


God:

Welcome to heaven! Where you can live in luxury for all of--are you still talking about your hair?


Girl:

Oh, sorry, I just wanted to point out that I’m so unique that I didn’t even wash it this morning. I bet other girls wouldn’t be caught dead like that, but not me!


God:

(To themself) Well, we all have our flaws…


Girl:

Oh, and do you have Call of Duty up here? I like to play video games while I bet other girls are getting their nails done. They’re so typical, lol.


God:

Ahem. Right, well, I see a strong lack of...personality coming from you, so--


Girl:

What r u saying? I’m just exposing all the horrible things other women do, and how I’m so much different and better than them!


God:

Riiight. Well, I think you’ll be a much better fit down in hell...sooo, bye.


Girl:

(Trailing off) Probably no other girls get to meet Satan--


Satan:

Who’s this girl? She doesn’t seem like a bad person...ugh, probably reads books and teaches children to write…


Girl:

Actually, I run a full time blog called Quirkchat! It’s where all special girls can get together, and explain how hard it is to be an outcast for not wearing skinny jeans.


Satan:

...You’ll fit in just fine.


Girl:

EXCUSE ME?!


Satan:

...w-what?


Girl:

NO, no no no no!


Satan:

...I-...what’s the problem?


Girl:

I. Don’t. Fit. In. I can’t believe you would even say that I don’t want to be like other girls I want to be my own person how could you even compare me to those ordinary and common girls they don’t have any defining qualities--


(The ground begins to shake)


Satan:

W-what’s happening?!


(God and Waiting Room Person appear in hell)


Waiting Room Person:

Her quirkiness is ripping a hole in the system! She’s too unusual for the afterlife! If we don’t do something soon, the whole universe could collapse!


Girl:

--and I don’t get why they even exist I mean they’re clones they all put gunk all over their faces and they only care about lipstick breaking boys hearts and clothes! I have no clue why--


(God, thinking quickly, pulls out his iPhone, goes onto iTunes, and starts playing…)


God:

Billie Eillish songs should calm her down…


Satan:

How do you know?


God:

I went on the “not like other girls reddit page.”


(God plays a song)


Girl

 --I’m so outdoorsy and...other people...can’t...understand--Is that Billie? Omg she’s my queen!! (Starts lip syncing to Bad Guy)


Waiting Room Person:

It’s a pretty good song…


God:

Yeah, I never realized that…


Satan:

I don’t think any normal people listen to Billie…


Waiting Room Person, God, and Satan:

(Turning into quirky girls--high pitched voices and super enthusiastic) We must be unique because of our specific song preferences!


Girl:

Now you’re getting it!


(They all start humming to the song)


End