Saturday, October 31, 2020
Thursday, October 29, 2020
UFO Landing Aliens Encounter Fourth Kind Video Evidence
I am beyond proud of this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PrfHB0Yzf8
Original sketch by my students
My editing combines #thexfiles #twilightzone and #grammarpolice for this #sketchcomedy
Original music (inspired by @thexfiles
Let me know what you think
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Tuesday, October 27, 2020
YOU GOT THE JOB (Comedy 4 Teens October Sketch Class Project)
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New classes for kids & teens forming every month.
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Quirky Girl Ascension (Comedy 4 Teens October Sketch Class Project)
#sketchcomedy #improvcomedy #onlineclassesforkids Written & Directed & Choreographed by Carolyn White Starring Carolyn White, Emmett Rosenbaum, Justin Sasserath, Ami Gillon Edited by Walt Frasier We do not own ANY of the following CGI Animation of Space provided by Pixels https://www.pexels.com/video/cgi-animation-of-space-854228/ Billie Karaoke track purchased via https://www.karaoke-version.com/mp3-backingtrack/billie-eilish/bad-guy.html Additional Music provided by Walt Frasier on Piano Blues based on "You deserve a break today" McDonald's Jingle Hallelujah Chorus, Messiah by George Frederic Handel Imperial March from Star Wars by John Williams New classes for kids & teens forming every month. Comedy 4 Teens https://www.eventbrite.com/e/virtual-classes-4-teens-13-17-improv-stand-up-comedy-musical-theater-tickets-100204967756 Comedy 4 Kids https://www.eventbrite.com/e/online-class-comedy-4-kids-8-12-tickets-100206867438 Advanced comedy classes for kids by invitation only. Improv, Stand-Up and Sketch Comedy Weekly online classes available now. See you back in TIMES SQUARE soon!!! http://www.eightimprov.biz http://www.improv4kids.com
SCRIPT
Starts with black screen, and cuts to girl being thrown into ball pit--McDonald's ball pit
Girl:
Oh my gawsh! Is this...McDonalds? I LOVE fast food...but, why am I here?
Waiting Room Person:
Oh you’re here, a little late though...must be a glitch in the system
Girl:
What, no! I’m always fashionably late for things.
Waiting Room Person:
I see...well, we’ll have you out of here in just a second. Oh, by the way, you’re dead. Sorry about that, but welcome to burgertory.
Girl:
Are you kidding me?! I can’t be dead, I still have things to do! Like...post about how I don’t get fake tans or wear makeup on Instagram! I thought purgatory meant I was a ghost.
Waiting Room Person:
Ma’m, I apologize, but it’s not my job to console the deceased. The best I can do is offer you is a lukewarm McFlurry. And it's BURGERtory. Some guy misspelled purgatory, so a McDonald’s was built.
Girl:
Wow, some people just don't have common sense. #can’t relate. (Gets handed drink) Oooh yasss, that looks so delish. I bet you’ve met tons of other girls who wouldn’t dare to even look at one of these, but I’m nothing like them! I bet they only like salads, so shallow am I right?
Waiting Room Person:
Okay...I’m just about to send you up to heaven, but don’t get too excited, this is just a formality. We have to see what God thinks of you.
Girl:
Wdym? I’m totally heaven material. I’m not fake, I love video games, and I love rock music! I bet you don’t have anyone like that up there!
Waiting Room Person:
Note to God...girl talks in abbreviations...alright. I think we’re all set to go. (Pushes button)
Girl:
I must tell you, unlike some people, (Trailing off) I’m super anxious and loyal to my boyfriend--
Waiting Room Person:
Oof. Good luck God.
Girl:
I’m so glad I didn’t fix my hair today. I know some people would, but I like it messy.
God:
Welcome to heaven! Where you can live in luxury for all of--are you still talking about your hair?
Girl:
Oh, sorry, I just wanted to point out that I’m so unique that I didn’t even wash it this morning. I bet other girls wouldn’t be caught dead like that, but not me!
God:
(To themself) Well, we all have our flaws…
Girl:
Oh, and do you have Call of Duty up here? I like to play video games while I bet other girls are getting their nails done. They’re so typical, lol.
God:
Ahem. Right, well, I see a strong lack of...personality coming from you, so--
Girl:
What r u saying? I’m just exposing all the horrible things other women do, and how I’m so much different and better than them!
God:
Riiight. Well, I think you’ll be a much better fit down in hell...sooo, bye.
Girl:
(Trailing off) Probably no other girls get to meet Satan--
Satan:
Who’s this girl? She doesn’t seem like a bad person...ugh, probably reads books and teaches children to write…
Girl:
Actually, I run a full time blog called Quirkchat! It’s where all special girls can get together, and explain how hard it is to be an outcast for not wearing skinny jeans.
Satan:
...You’ll fit in just fine.
Girl:
EXCUSE ME?!
Satan:
...w-what?
Girl:
NO, no no no no!
Satan:
...I-...what’s the problem?
Girl:
I. Don’t. Fit. In. I can’t believe you would even say that I don’t want to be like other girls I want to be my own person how could you even compare me to those ordinary and common girls they don’t have any defining qualities--
(The ground begins to shake)
Satan:
W-what’s happening?!
(God and Waiting Room Person appear in hell)
Waiting Room Person:
Her quirkiness is ripping a hole in the system! She’s too unusual for the afterlife! If we don’t do something soon, the whole universe could collapse!
Girl:
--and I don’t get why they even exist I mean they’re clones they all put gunk all over their faces and they only care about lipstick breaking boys hearts and clothes! I have no clue why--
(God, thinking quickly, pulls out his iPhone, goes onto iTunes, and starts playing…)
God:
Billie Eillish songs should calm her down…
Satan:
How do you know?
God:
I went on the “not like other girls reddit page.”
(God plays a song)
Girl
--I’m so outdoorsy and...other people...can’t...understand--Is that Billie? Omg she’s my queen!! (Starts lip syncing to Bad Guy)
Waiting Room Person:
It’s a pretty good song…
God:
Yeah, I never realized that…
Satan:
I don’t think any normal people listen to Billie…
Waiting Room Person, God, and Satan:
(Turning into quirky girls--high pitched voices and super enthusiastic) We must be unique because of our specific song preferences!
Girl:
Now you’re getting it!
(They all start humming to the song)
End
Monday, October 26, 2020
Monday, October 19, 2020
Football v Soccer THE Grand Debate ZOOM Improv Comedy
Sunday, October 18, 2020
Thursday, October 15, 2020
Friday, October 9, 2020
Bear Prince ZOOM Improv Comedy
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3pm first Sunday of the Month Family Friendly Show (AKA Improv 4 Kids)
Weekly Schedule of Classes
Monday 5pm Comedy 4 Kids
Monday 8pm Stand-Up Comedy Adults (16+)
Tuesday 5pm Comedy 4 Teens
Tuesday 8pm Musical Theater singing Adults (16+)
Wednesday 5pm Comedy 4 Kids
Wednesday 8pm Advanced Improv Technique Adults (16+)
Thursday 7pm Improv Jam ALL LEVELS Adults (16+)
Saturday 12pm Comedy 4 Teens
Saturday 2pm Long Form Improv
Saturday 7pm Improv Jam ALL LEVELS Adults (16+)
Sunday 5pm Comedy 4 Kids
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Produced by @Walt Frasier @SuperImprovGal
Curfew ZOOM Improv Comedy Oil Factory
#improvcomedy #nyc #online #livestreaming
Weekly Shows, Classes and Private Events available online via
http://www.eightimprov.biz
Weekly Schedule of Shows
Thursdays 8pm Improv Comedy
Saturdays 8pm Improv Comedy
Sundays 7:30pm Cabaret Night Music & Stand-Up Comedy
3pm first Sunday of the Month Family Friendly Show (AKA Improv 4 Kids)
Weekly Schedule of Classes
Monday 5pm Comedy 4 Kids
Monday 8pm Stand-Up Comedy Adults (16+)
Tuesday 5pm Comedy 4 Teens
Tuesday 8pm Musical Theater singing Adults (16+)
Wednesday 5pm Comedy 4 Kids
Wednesday 8pm Advanced Improv Technique Adults (16+)
Thursday 7pm Improv Jam ALL LEVELS Adults (16+)
Saturday 12pm Comedy 4 Teens
Saturday 2pm Long Form Improv
Saturday 7pm Improv Jam ALL LEVELS Adults (16+)
Sunday 5pm Comedy 4 Kids
Corporate clients include JP Morgan Chase, Morgan Stanley, Twitter, BING/Microsoft, BAML, Home Depot, Ernst & Young, Louis Vuitton, Coach, UBS, BDO, AMEX, Master Card, Datadog, NY Life, Accenture,
Macy’s, 360i, IBM, GM, KRAFT, UNILEAVER, HBO, and 100s more…
Tuesday, October 6, 2020
Comedy 4 Teens Classes
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Classes 4 Teens available online PLUS our teachers available for residencies and workshops at your school or community center.
Whether doing Improv Comedy, Stand-Up Comedy or Sketch Comedy, our students are having a ton of fun while developing valuable life skills: creative writing, critical thinking, public speaking, and self confidence. We teach these same classes to corporate groups to develop better team building, leadership/management, sales and service.
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Monday, October 5, 2020
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